Meet the tee inspired by the girl who lives at the bar more than the bartenders do.
The “Bar Fly Blonde” is our vintage-ink tribute to the local brew-soaked blonde who’s always draped over someone’s drink — uninvited, unbothered, and borderline unpaid to be there. She’s the queen of watering-hole drama, the patron saint of stale beer breath, and somehow she’s still the one talking the loudest with nothing to say.

Now you can wear her like a warning label.

This retro, snow-washed tee hits with that “don’t try me, I’ve seen worse at happy hour” energy. Distressed cotton, a loose drop-shoulder fit, and a hand-finished print give it that perfectly-worn dive bar vibe — minus the scent of regret and cheap vodka.

If you’ve ever had a bar fly try to start a conversation you didn’t ask for, this shirt is revenge.

Product Details

Gender: Unisex
Fit: Loose / Drop Shoulder
Fabric: 100% Cotton
Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (270 g/m²)
Print Size: 40 × 52 cm
Vibe: Vintage Petty • Dive Bar Energy • Retro Shade

Features:

Hand-distressed, snow-washed finish

Heavy cotton with a worn-in “I survived last night” texture

Original Petty Threads Co. artwork

Perfect for streetwear, pettywear, or ruining the bar fly’s night

Care:
Wash cold, dry low, avoid ironing the print.
(Just like a bar fly — handle gently or she falls apart.)