Lost? No. Liberated. The If Found, Don’t Return Me tee is for anyone who finally slipped the leash and never looked back. Cut in a heavyweight washed cotton with a loose, oversized drop-shoulder fit, it delivers vintage edge with modern no-contact energy. The frayed hem says “distressed,” but the message says done.
This is for the ones who escaped the situation, survived the chapter, and will not be checking the lost-and-found.
No forwarding address. No emotional returns. Only forward motion.
