Petty Threads Co - Secret Club -Comfort Colors 100% Cotton T-shirt

Sick Kids Club Tee - Diagnosed with Powers

Who said being "sick" means you're weak? This tee flips the stitch — because every kid fighting battles most adults can’t imagine isn’t just surviving, they’re mutating into unstoppable heroes.

Welcome to the Sick Kids Club, where we’re diagnosed with powers, not limitations. Designed for those who turn IV poles into light sabers and hospital halls into runways, this shirt is more than fabric — it’s a cape in disguise.

Dusty haters might say "rise above hate" — but they can’t reach that high.

Crafted in 6.1 oz. 100% pre-shrunk ringspun cotton with soft-washed, garment-dyed comfort. Stitched with purpose, so you can wear your petty pride for a powerful cause.

Description for EDS Donation Page or Campaign

Bend without breaking? That’s cute in yoga class — but our EDS warriors live it daily.

At Petty Threads Co, we know pettiness is an art form, but so is surviving in a body that feels like it came with missing screws and a sketchy return policy. Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS) is a group of connective tissue disorders that turn everyday tasks into extreme sports — dislocations, chronic pain, and endless doctors’ visits included (and no, insurance doesn’t cover the petty commentary).

We’re not here for pity parties; we’re here to fund the real fighters. Every dollar goes toward supporting EDS research, resources, and the badass humans who refuse to let their hypermobility define them.

Because being "flexible" shouldn’t mean sacrificing your life. Let’s put our pettiness (and our pennies) to work.

Donate. Support. Stay petty.