Petty Threads Co - Magic City Mean Girls - Comfort Colors 100% Cotton T-shirt

Introducing the Limited EDition Magic City Mean Girls tee — the ultimate petty statement piece for when you want to look them dead in the WiFi and say, “Stay mad, boo.”

These basement backup dancers claim they’re unbothered, but somehow they keep finding time (and rent money) to rage-throw cash at us like confetti at a baby shower no one asked for. Marked safe from being hookers (apparently), but absolutely not safe from being our emotional support strippers in a budget Magic City cosplay.

On Wednesdays, we wear pink — and y’all? You wear delusion, dollar-store self-worth, and enough mental gymnastics to qualify for the Olympic team.

Nothing screams “I’m fine!” like frantically tossing dollar bills on TikTok while ugly crying and screaming about “positivity.” Sis, the only thing you’re uplifting is your overdraft limit.

This tee immortalizes the group who thought "throwing money at us" was an insult. Plot twist: it just secured their spot as the headliners of the biggest clown show on the internet.

Wear this when you want to remind the world: hate might be free, but they keep paying in self-respect.

Petty Threads Co. — turning their tantrums into T-shirts since before they could spell accountability. Limited run (probably their first and last run). Wear it loud, wear it proud, and watch them cha-cha-slide into another breakdown.

***Rumor has it we’re negotiating ad space on the world’s most spacious forehead runway for our next petty rollout. Stay tuned.***