Petty Threads Co - Get Off the Cross - Comfort Colors 100% Cotton T-shirt

"Get Off the Cross" Tee — Petty Threads Co. 

Welcome to the congregation of the unbothered — where we baptize hypocrites in straight facts and bonfire flames. This tee is for those who know that H.O.L.Y. really stands for Hypocrites Out Loud, Yay! (massive eye roll included).

Some folks stay preaching religion while they’re busy backstabbing in group chats and judging from their holy high horse. Cute cosplay, sis. We’re here to remind you: bitch, get off the cross — we need the wood to stay warm in real life. Because last we checked, thoughts and prayers don’t make a difference, fix your character, or keep us toasty when your shade runs cold.

We’re talking full petty pyrotechnics: distressed, fiery, and disrespectfully on point. Wear it when you’re done turning the other cheek and ready to turn up the heat instead.

Specs that slap:

• 6.1 oz. 100% pre-shrunk, ringspun cotton — heavy enough to hold all your receipts

• Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder — because we hold grudges, not saggy seams

• Set-in sleeves for that crisp, judgment-free silhouette

• Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric — soft enough for sinners and saints alike

• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem for maximum durability (and pettiness)

• 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline — because details matter more than your virtue signaling

• Comfort Colors uses 50% less water than traditional dye processes — even our dye job has a conscience

• Note: Shade variations are inherent in the pigment dye process (just like your spiritual journey, apparently)

• Wash with like colors — or wash away your sins, up to you

Petty Threads Co. — flipping the stitch, flipping the script, and flipping off every fake martyr on your feed.