About Petty Threads Co

They said we couldn’t rise above our hate for a good cause — turns out, they can’t rise above theirs to support one. At Petty Threads Co, we flip the stitch: we take petty internet drama, TikTok stitches, and viral beefs, and turn them into fashion-forward, wearable statements. Our "petty" threads aren’t just for clout — they’re for a cause.

Every piece is designed to be as loud as your group chat and as unapologetic as your favorite clapback, with proceeds going to the charity or community cause of your choice.

We’re proof that you can be messy and meaningful at the same time. Because if they’re gonna talk, we might as well make a difference — and look good doing it.

Your petty purchase, your powerful choice. Your Stitch: Heart or Chip?

At Petty Threads Co, we don’t just talk petty — we stitch it into action. Your tee, your petty moment, your choice where the cash goes.

💖 Wear your heart on your sleeve?
Feeling soft today? Choose Heart and send your proceeds straight to someone who could use a little warmth (no shade, just love).

 😈 Got a chip on your shoulder?
Feeling spicy? Pick Chip and let your money roast our current op. Proceeds still hit a real, reputable charity — but the petty reason? Chef’s kiss. (Think: new teeth for the toothless troll, or dictionary donations for the typo tyrant.)

No matter what you pick, support is support — and receipts don’t lie.

[❤️ I’m a Heart — Help the Good Ones] : Help Doug Stay Standing

Doug’s that friend who always held it down — the type who claps when you win, roasts you when you flop, and never asks for anything in return.

Now, he needs us. He’s fighting to stay off the streets and get back on solid ground. We’re not about pity parties — we’re about showing up.

Your support helps Doug keep that roof, keep that light, and keep being the real one he’s always been.

Because loyalty deserves loyalty. And that’s a stitch we can all stand behind.

Direct Donations can be made:

CashApp : $DouglasEbear

Venmo : Douglas_bear

PayPal : dougeebear

[🔥 I’m a Chip — Roast an Op] : Chip Cause: Lizzie & Co Save the Real Victim, that broken Cat.

Meet Lizzie and Co — aka Trailer Swift, She’s so busy silencing real victims, mocking survivors, and dropping the same dusty thirst traps she’s been milking (not milk cartoning!... sigh I know) since 2008, she forgot to fix her actual life.

And then there’s Boozy Q — the bug-ridden, crusty cig queen, forever one filter slip away from a lung collapse and one flip-flop away from knifing her next “bestie” in the back. She’s permanently stuck in #VacationMode, flip-flops locked and loaded for her next shady backstab.

Then there’s Stephanie — the gaslighting, self-righteous "divorce era" dog mom, collecting degrees like participation trophies to flex online, while doing absolutely nothing of real value with them. No wonder she’s single — even her new dog’s probably drafting an escape plan. We'll keep an eye out for his GFM link. 

And let’s not forget (we almost did again) “Good Troll” Tracie — the bargain-bin caped crusader who swooped in to defend Erin D (aka TikTok’s sympathy rage-farming queen). As if anyone asked for her two cents (spoiler alert: we absolutely didn’t).

But the real victim here? Lizzie’s poor, broken pussy. That creature deserves better than a "mom" more concerned with chain-smoking than basic care. He needs a mom who’s actually present — not one who can’t even keep the door closed or put in the effort to properly support him.

So, for this round, your Chip donations will go to a Lizzie's broken cat, GFM — in honor of Lizzie’s mangled moral compass. Think of it as spiritual spay-and-neuter money for that crusty energy.

Because while they call it "blood money," we call it impact with an edge — and the receipts stay louder than their stale transitions.

Donate Directly:

Lizzie's Broken Cat